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"All clowns are masked, all personae flow from choices."
"Bats are birds in birdless lands." ■ Japanese Proverb
"Better to ask twice than lose your way once." ■ Danish proverb
"Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows 3.1?" ■ Worf
"Death is Irrelvelent." ■ Borg
"Dig the well before you are thirsty." ■ Chinese Proverb
"Don't bury corpses in the snow." ■ Chinese Proverb
"Fall seven times, stand up eight." ■ Japanese Proverb
"Head is harder than Hand." ■ Sivaoan Proverb
"I am Homer the Borg! Prepare to be...OOooooo! Doughnuts!"
"I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, dahling."
"One cloud feels lonely." ■ Rabbit Proverb
"Only Nixon could go to China." ■ Vulcan Proverb
"Revenge is a dish best served cold." ■ Klingon Proverb
"Skeptics are never deceived." ■ French Proverb
"They turned me into a Borg." "A Borg?" "Well, I got better."
"Trust in Allah, but tie your camel." ■ Arab proverb
"Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble." ■ French Proverb
"You are who you know." ■ Street Proverb
. <-- Grain of Salt. Take as needed with above advice.
...And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh.
50's Furry: Buzzcuts are OUT!
60's Furry: You thought HIPPIES had hair...
70's Furry: Shedding on polyester leads to no end of trouble...
80's Furry: Being called PUPPIES instead of YUPPIES.
<-- Amazing! Have we finally achieved a bug free release?
<-- It's simply too wonderful for words!
<-- Look MOM I registered It.
<-- Not Yet Available in the Romulan Empire.
<-- Paid for! But the Vapor Disk is still out there.
<-- Registered with a Rubber Check!
<-- Registered with beads and trinkets.
<-- SOLD!
<-- Tagline management will never be the same again!
<-- This registration paid for with sexual favors.
Alll a Borg!
At Burger Borg, your way is irrelevent!
BORG IDIC: Incalculable Devastation for Infinite Cubes.
Baldar of Borg: We will assimilate mass quantities!
Borg Assimilation is the Best Cure for the Common Man.
Borg Burgers: Have'em our way, yours is irrelevant.
Eek! of Borg: All little creatures should be assimilated.
Eek! of Borg: Gee, it's swell when people are assimilated.
Fudd of Borg: Pwepawe to be assimiwated. Huh huh huh hut!
Furry Fandom: More than a state of mind, it's a way of life...
Furry Fandom: The Final Frontier.
Furry Forever!
Happiness is being furry.
How many Borg does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them.
I am Al Bundy of Borg: We will *not* assimilate!
I am Bjorn, of Borg.
I am Cat of Borg. We will assimilate your shiny things.
I am Elmyra of Borg: We will hug you and squeeze you and love you!
I am Locutus of Borg, Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am McMahon of BORG... You may already be assimilated!
I am Montana Max of Borg: Prepare your money to be assimilated.
Problems for a Furry: Getting tail caught in doors.
Problems for a Furry: HEAT!
Problems for a Furry: Hairballs.
Problems for a Furry: Having to wear a license just to walk around.
Problems for a Furry: Leash laws.
Problems for a Furry: People look at you funny when you walk the dog.
Problems for a Furry: Trousers that make no allowance for tails.
Problems for a Furry: VETS!
Romulins, Klingons, and Borg, Oh! My!
Stay Furry!
The Borg Are Back An' There's Gonna Be Trouble, Hey Na, Hey Na...
The Borg Empire: An Equal Opportunity Assimilator
We have engaged the Borg. The wedding is Friday!
Windows 3.0: The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.